Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Dracula mort et heureux de l'être .....(France)
恐怖 / 喜劇
Rated PG-13 for comedic sensuality and gore.
Australia:PG Singapore:PG Portugal:M/12 Canada:G Argentina:13 USA:PG-13 Sweden:11 UK:PG Peru:14 Spain:13 Canada:PG Chile:14 Canada:14 Norway:11 Germany:12 Iceland:12 Finland:K-3
導演 梅爾·布魯克斯 Mel Brooks
演員 萊斯利·尼爾森@萊斯 Count Dracula
皮特·邁克尼克爾 Peter MacNicol R.M. Renfield
史蒂夫·韋伯 Steven Weber Jonathan Harker
Amy Yasbeck Mina Murray
梅爾·布魯克斯 Mel Brooks Dr. Abraham Van Helsing
呂塞特·安東尼 Lysette Anthony Lucy Westenra
哈維·科曼 Harvey Korman Dr. Jack Seward
Mark Blankfield Martin
麥吉安·卡范娜 Megan Cavanagh Essie
Gregg Binkley Woodbridge
Clive Revill Sykes
Chuck McCann Innkeeper
Avery Schreiber Peasant on Coach
Cherie Franklin Peasant on Coach
伊利歐葛瑞吉歐 Ezio Greggio Coach Driver
Leslie S. Sachs Usherette
馬修·普里塔 Matthew Porretta Handsome Lieutenant at Ball
Rudy De Luca Guard
Jennifer Crystal Nurse
Darla Haun Brunette Vampire
Karen Roe Blonde Vampire
Charlie Callas Man in Straitjacket
Phillip Connery Ship Captain
Tony Griffin Crewman
Casey King Crewman
Nicholas Rempel Crewman
Zale Kessler Orchestra Leader
Barbaree Earl Ballroom Guest
Maura Neilsen Ballroom Guest
Thea Neilsen Ballroom Guest
Robin Shepard Ballroom Guest
Elaine Ballace Ballroom Guest
Maud Winchester Ballroom Guest
Lisa Cordray Hat Check Girl
Cindy Marshall-Day Young Lover at Picnic
Ben Livingston Young Lover at Picnic
安妮·班克羅夫特 Anne Bancroft Cameo appearance (Gypsy woman)
David DeLuise Intern
Ric Coy Intern
Tommy Koenig Intern
Michael Connors Intern
Grinnell Morris Intern
Vince Grant Intern
Richard Allen Stewart Intern
Johnny Cocktails Intern
Carol DeLuise Villager
Sonje Fortag Villager
Derek Mark Locran Villager
Anne McVey Ballroom Dancer
Ira Miller Villager
Henry Kaiser Villager
Kathleen Kane Villager
Loraine Shields Villager
David Savoy Specialty Dancer
Sharon Savoy Specialty Dancer
Audrey K. Baranishyn Ballroom Dancer
Delores Nemiro Ballroom Dancer
Jeffrey Broadhurst Ballroom Dancer
Jim Peace Ballroom Dancer
Kevin Crawford Ballroom Dancer
Jodi Peterson Ballroom Dancer
John Frayer Ballroom Dancer
Dennon Rawles Ballroom Dancer
Sandy Johnson Ballroom Dancer
Shirley Kirkes Ballroom Dancer
Sandy Rovetta Ballroom Dancer
Alton Ruff Ballroom Dancer
Manette LaChance Ballroom Dancer
Blane Savage Ballroom Dancer
Stan Mazin Ballroom Dancer
Ted Sprague Ballroom Dancer
Patricia McFarlin-Mattson Ballroom Dancer
Stephen Wolfe Smith Intern
Jude Van Wormer Ballroom Dancer
Allan Walls Ballroom Dancer
編劇 Bram Stoker (characters)
Rudy De Luca (screenplay) &
Steve Haberman (screenplay)
梅爾·布魯克斯 Mel Brooks (screenplay) &
製片人 梅爾·布魯克斯 Mel Brooks producer
Robert Latham Brown associate producer
Peter Schindler executive producer
Leah Zappy associate producer
原創音樂 Hummie Mann
攝像師 Michael D. O'Shea
電影剪輯 Adam Weiss
協調劇組人員 Lindsay Chag
造型設計 Roy Forge Smith
藝術指導 Bruce Robert Hill
布景師 Jan Pascale
服裝設計 Dodie Shepard
化妝師 Mark Alfrey special makeup effects artist
Everett Burrell special makeup effects artist
Jane English makeup artist
Dorothy D. Fox key hair stylist
Alan Friedman key makeup artist
Will Huff special makeup effects artist
Erwin H. Kupitz wig maker
Todd McIntosh makeup department head
Carol Pershing hair stylist
Carol Schwartz makeup artist
製片主管 Robert Latham Brown production manager
助理導演 Gregg Goldstone first assistant director
Peter Schindler second unit director
Robert Scott second second assistant director
Kenneth J. Silverstein second assistant director
Darrell Woodard additional second assistant director
美術 Tom Altobello assistant property master
Heidi Baumgarten set decoration buyer
Jo Brown head scenic
Lauren Cory set designer
Michael D. Costello scenic artist
Phil Dagort senior modelmaker
Jennifer Dawson assistant property master
Louise Del Araujo leadperson
Amanda J. Flick scenic artist
Deborah Harman set dresser
Barbara Ann Jaeckel set designer
Kristin Frances Jones on-set dresser
Terry Kempf construction foreman
Al Kenders painter
Brook Mansbridge propmaker
Jack M. Marino property master
Joseph G. Pacelli Jr. lead set designer
Michael Sarley storyboard artist
音效 Derek Casari dubbing engineer
Don Coufal production sound
Carlos DeLarios sound re-recording mixer
Gary S. Gerlich supervising sound editor
Gregory M. Gerlich supervising sound editor
Jerelyn J. Harding supervising adr editor
Gary Holland production sound
Rick Kline sound re-recording mixer
Elliott Koretz sound editor
Anne Laing adr apprentice editor
Chris Ledesma music editor
David Marquette sound mixer
Colin C. Mouat sound editor
Sonny Pettijohn assistant sound editor
Jerry Pirozzi foley editor
Hal Sanders sound editor
Gary Wasserman assistant music editor
Gregory H. Watkins sound re-recording mixer
Craig Weintraub assistant sound editor
Jeff Wexler production sound
特技師 Peter Albiez special effects technician
Larz Anderson special effects technician
Danny Cangemi special effects foreman
Terry Chapman special effects technician
Greg C. Jensen special effects purchaser
Conrad Krumm special effects technician
Larry Odien animatronics
Robert Phillips special effects technician
Lambert Powell special effects technician
Richard Ratliff special effects coordinator
Gary Schaedler special effects technician
Doyle Smiley special effects technician
Paul Vigil special effects technician
視覺特效師 Blaine Kennison compositing supervisor
Rick Lopez scanning and recording technician
Michael Shea visual effects supervisor: DQI
James Madigan scanning and recording engineer (uncredited)
特技演員 Bruce Paul Barbour stunt double: Dracula
Gary Combs stunt coordinator
R.L. Tolbert stunt double
Mike Washlake stunt double: Renfield
其他職員 Alan S. Blauvelt first assistant camera
William Bowling location manager
Clyde E. Bryan first assistant camera: second unit
Janet Campolito assistant production coordinator
Jim Chesney transportation coordinator
John P. Cleveland key rigging grip
Robert C. Crockett grip
Robin Cross assistant accountant
David Crowther assistant editor
Blaise Dahlquist rigging gaffer
Suzanne De Grandis first assistant accountant
Paul De Lucca costumer
Linda DeMarco color timer
Charles DeMuth costume supervisor
Brad Dechter orchestrator
Rob Dressel technical director
David Dunbar lighting technician
Kimo Easterwood lighting technician
Jon Falkengren grip
Wayne Fitzgerald title designer
Anthony Genovese stand-in: Avery Schreiber
Dennis Harper grip
Christine Heinz costume supervisor
Daren Hicks production coordinator
Dustin A. Huber rigging electrician
Jeffrey G. Hunt lighting technician
Chris Jackson first assistant editor
阿蘭·約翰遜 Alan Johnson choreographer
Saul Kahan publicist
K. Lenna Katich production accountant
James Keys rigging electrician
Scott C. Keys lighting technician
Gary B. Kibbe additional camera operator
Norman G. Langley camera operator: second unit
Charles May II video assist operator
Michael L. May first assistant camera: second unit
Brian L. McCarty music playback operator
Joe McKenzie rigging electrician
Raymond Michels grip
Daniel Nix camera loader
Sean J. O'Shea second assistant camera
Marcie Olivi key set costumer
Charlene Painter assistant choreographer
Ron Peebles rigging grip
Alberto S. Ramos dolly grip
Gary Sampson costumer: Mr. Nielsen
Marshall Schlom script supervisor
Jack S. Schlosser gaffer
Woody Schultz production assistant
John Semedik assistant accountant
Steve Shaver assistant chief lighting technician
Steven H. Smith camera operator
Peter Sorel still photographer
Paul St. John costumer
R.L. Tolbert coach driver double
Andrea E. Weaver costumer
Dana B. Wilson assistant editor
Edmond Wright grip
Brooksfilms Ltd. [英國]
Castle Rock Entertainment [美國]
Société des Etablissements L. Gaumont [法國]
哥倫比亞影片公司 Columbia Pictures [美國] ..... (1995) (USA) (theatrical)
哥倫比亞三星電影發行公司 Columbia TriStar Film Distributors International [美國] ..... (Argentina)
Columbia TriStar Film GmbH [德國] ..... (Argentina)
哥倫比亞三星家庭視頻公司 Columbia TriStar Home Video [澳大利亞] ..... (Australia) (VHS)
哥倫比亞三星 Columbia TriStar [巴西] ..... (Brazil) (video)
Columbia TriStar [美國] ..... (video)
LK-TEL [阿根廷] ..... (Argentina) (video)
Manuel Salvador [西班牙] ..... (Spain)
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment [英國] ..... (Spain)
PolyGram Filmed Entertainment [美國] ..... (UK)
REP Distribution [澳大利亞] ..... (Australia)
Sony Pictures Entertainment [美國] ..... (Australia)
華納家庭視頻公司 Warner Home Video [美國] ..... (2004) (USA) (DVD)
Dream Quest Images [美國]
Optic Nerve Studios [美國] ..... (animatronics and special props)
Visiontrax Inc. ..... sound effects
國家/地區 上映/發行日期 (細節)
1996年 ..... (video premiere)
For the scene in which Steven Weber puts a stake in Lucy's heart, Mel did not tell him that he would be subsequently covered in 200 gallons of blood, so that his reaction would appear natural.
Much of the dialogue from the original _Dracula (1931/I)_ is repeated here and spoofed, as well as Nielsen doing a spoof-impersonation of the famed Bela Lugosi.
The character of Madame Ouspenskaya (Gypsy Woman) was named after Maria Ouspenskaya, who played the character "Maleva" in The Wolf Man (1941) and Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943).
Lover at Picnic: Would you care for some wine?
Dracula: I never drink wine... oh, what the hell. Let me try it.
Dracula: [in a dream walking about in the daylight thinking it's real] Everything is so lovely and colorful, and the sun is so shinny!
[He spots to lovers having a picnic]
Dracula: Say, may I so happen to spare your lovely picnic for a piece of your... chicken?
Lover at Picnic: Oh sure, and some wine?
Dracula: I never drink... wine
[thinks for about 3 seconds]
Dracula: Oh what the hell, let try it.
[tastes the wine]
Dracula: ... It's good!
Renfield: [Running towards him shouting] Master! Master!
Dracula: [Happy to see him] Renfield, I'm drinking wine, and I'm eating chicken!
Renfield: Master, what are doing you doing, you can't be up during the daylight!
Dracula: Oh ho ho, relax Renfield, I'm cured!
[smoke starts coming out of him]
Renfield: Nooo nooo look!
Dracula: [realizing the smoke] I... made... a mistake... I must get back to my coffin!
[He wakes up in panic noticing the dark out the window then, calms down]
Dracula: It is night time, so it wasn't real, I was having... a daymare.
Van Helsing: [examining Lucy's throat with a magnifying lens] Three tiny puncture Marks on her Throat...
Dr. Steward: Three?
Van Helsing: [breathes on and polishes the lens] Two. Two tiny Puncture marks on her throat.
Renfield: [as the two Vampire brides climb into his bed] Whatare you on about? What's all this then? Who are you people? I-I'll have you know that's my knee your Straddiling!
Renfield: [they start to gyrate on top of him] No, Stop! Stop it at once! Oh! Ah... No, no this is wrong! This is wrong! This is wrong, do you hear me, wrong! this is-
[He starts to moan]
Renfield: WRONG ME! WRONG ME! WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!
Dracula: I was having a day-mare.
Jonathan Harker: She's alive?
Van Helsing: She's Nosferatu.
Jonathan Harker: She's Italian?
Dracula: Renfield, you were having a nightmare.
Renfield: A nightmare? But it was so real, so vivid. Two voluptuous women, heaving and grinding. How to describe it.
Renfield: Have you ever been to Paris?
Dr. Steward: Allow me to introduce Professor Abraham Van Helsing. He's a doctor of rare diseases as well as a man of theology and philosophy.
Van Helsing: And gynecology.
Dr. Steward: Oh, I didn't know you have your hand in that, too.
Jonathan Harker: [having just been told to drive a stake into Lucy] Oh, this is horrid. Is there no other way?
Van Helsing: Well, we could cut off her head, stuff her mouth with garlic, and tear off her ears.
Jonathan Harker: Give me the stake. No. No, I can't... you do it.
Van Helsing: It must be done by one who loved her in life.
Jonathan Harker: I only liked her.
Van Helsing: Close enough.
[Dracula is hypnotizing a valet at the theatre where Doctor Seward is enjoying an opera]
Dracula: You vill tell Doctor Seward there is a message for him in the lobby... and you will remember nothing of what I tell you.
[the valet goes to open Seward's chambers and nods her head. She opens the curtain to Seward's chambers and stands there with her mouth open for a few moments, then closes the curtain]
Usherette: [noticing Dracula standing there] Hello, can I help you sir?
Dracula: [mimicking her] Can I help you sir?
Dracula: What is the matter with you, why did you not tell him?
Usherette: About what?
Dracula: About the message!
Usherette: For whom?
Dracula: Never mind! I vill tell him myself. And for your miserable performance, you will receive no tip!
Usherette: No tip?
Dracula: Ah! That, you remember!
Renfield: Yes, I'm schh-eduled to meet Count Dracula.
Villager #1: [horrified] Dracula!
Villager #2: [horrified] Dracula!
Villager #3: [horrified] Dracula!
Villager #4: ...Schh-eduled?
[a bat poops on the stairs]
Dracula: Children of the night... What a mess they make.
Dracula: [waking up from a bad dream] Oh, it's night-time. I was having a daymare.
Renfield: [upon seeing two voluptuous vampire women - one rubbing a table seductively, the other rubbing the bedpost seductively] My God! What are you doing to the furniture?
[still at the breakfast scene. A grasshopper jumps onto the patio. Renfield, intentionally, throws his fork]
Renfield: Oh! Dropped my fork!
[Renfield gets on all fours and scrambles under the table for the insect]
Dr. Steward: Mr. Renfield, what are you doing down there?
Renfield: Fork found!
[comes back up]
Renfield: Sorry for the delay.
[the grasshopper's leg is sticking out of Renfield's mouth, and wiggling about. Renfield looks at Dr. Seward, confused]
Dr. Steward: My God, man! You're eating insects right from the ground!
Renfield: What makes you say that?
Dr. Steward: I can see one trying to get out of your mouth!
Renfield: Out of my mouth?
Dr. Steward: Yes, out of your mouth! Your very own mouth and it's wiggling about!
Renfield: Don't be ridiculous! Wiggling!
Dr. Steward: I'm not ridiculous at all! It's wiggling all over the place! Poor thing is fighting for its life!
[Renfield eyes the grasshopper's leg, and quickly scoops it up]
Renfield: I don't know what you're talking about. If you insist on ranting like this, I'm going to leave!
Dr. Steward: Me, ranting? You're the ranter!
[Renfield spots a fly]
Renfield: [to the fly] Hello, little darling!
[grabs the air in attempt to catch the fly]
Renfield: Don't be afraid!
[laughs in a strange tone]
Renfield: I won't hurt you! All I want is your life!
[Renfield does a body slam across Dr. Seward's lap, and knocks everything off the table]
[Dracula picks up Jonathan by the throat]
Dracula: Arrogant mortal! You are in my world now and you will never leave this attic alive! I will destroy you, and then I will possess she whom you love the most. And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me!
[Dracula laughs. Jonathan pokes him in the eyes and Dracula drops Jonathan]
[Jonathan had just impaled Lucy, and was hit by two rounds of blood]
Jonathan Harker: Oh! This is - this is ghastly!
Van Helsing: Yes, you're right. We should have put newspapers down!
[Renfield is having breakfast with Dr. Seward. He sees a bug on the table and eats it]
Dr. Steward: I was just telling Ma... what was that?
Dr. Steward: You just grabbed something from the table.
Renfield: I did not.
Dr. Steward: Yes you did, I saw you, you put it in your mouth. I think it was an insect.
Renfield: [thinks of an alibi] Oh, that was a raspberry.
Dr. Steward: Raspberry? We're not serving raspberries.
Renfield: Then it must have been a raisin. I guess it fell off the muffin. See? There's one missing.
[the two men laugh. Renfield sees a spider coming towards him, and he quickly eats it up]
Dr. Steward: How silly of me! It must have been my imagina... there, you did it again!
Dr. Steward: You just put a bug in your mouth. I think it was a spider!
Renfield: I did not.
Dr. Steward: Yes, you did.
Renfield: I did not.
Dr. Steward: Yes, you did.
[this goes on for two and a half rounds]
Dr. Steward: [shouts] I tell you I saw you snatch a spider right of the air and eat it!
Renfield: A spider?
[swallows the spider in his mouth]
Renfield: How absurd!
[Dracula is outside Mina's room]
Dracula: [to the maid] Essie... Essie... Your eyelids are growing heavy You will sleep... sleep.
[Essie nods off to sleep]
Dracula: Mina... Mina, open your eyes!
Dracula: Arise, Mina.
Dracula: Walk to the door.
[Mina opens a door, and goes inside]
Dracula: Mina... you are in the closet. Open the door, and come out.
Dracula: Now walk to the Terrace Door. Watch out for the foot...
[too late! Mina trips over the footstool, and goes flying]
Dracula: Stool. Stand up.
[Essie and Mina both rise]
Dracula: Not you. Sit!
Dracula: No, not you, *you* sit.
Dracula: *You* stand.
Dracula: No! Sit!
Dracula: No, you stand!
Dracula: You walk to the Terrace Door and you go back to sleep! *Watch out!*
[Essie and Mina bump into one another and fall to the floor. Dracula throws his arms in frustration]
Dracula: [after rising from his coffin and hitting his head on a chandelier] I must move the coffin or the chandelier.
[Johnathon drives a stake into Lucy's heart and is subsequently hit by many gallons of blood]
Jonathan Harker: Oh... my... GOD! There's so much blood!
Van Helsing: She just ate! Hit her again!
Jonathan Harker: Oh no... i can't...
Van Helsing: How much blood can she have left?
Van Helsing: [Jonathan hits the stake again and is hit with even more blood than last time]
Van Helsing: She's almost dead!
Jonathan Harker: She's dead enough.
[after becoming a vampire, Lucy comes on to Jonathan]
Jonathan Harker: Please, Lucy! I'm British!
[Lucy opens her cleavage a little]
Lucy Westenra: So are these.
Dracula: [his last line] Renfield, you asshole!
Dr. Steward: Would an enema help?
Renfield: Yes MASTER!
Lucy Westenra: I know you've always wanted me, and I've always wanted you. Finally we can be together.
Jonathan Harker: But Lucy, I'm engaged to Mina... and you're dead.
Lucy Westenra: I'm not dead. I'm undead.
Jonathan Harker: Yes, well, I'm not unengaged.
Renfield: [as the vampire women are seducing Renfield] "Wrong me! Wrong me! Wrong me!"
Jonathan Harker: [watching Mina's reflection in a mirror as she's dancing with Dracula, where it looks like she's dancing alone] She's doing quite well without him, isn't she?
Mina Murray: Oh it makes me so happy to be at the Opera! I love this palace of art and beauty!
Jonathan Harker: Johnathan: Oh yes my dear, the Opera is astonishing! The music is frothed with love, hate, sensuality and unbridled passion!... All the things in my life I've managed to suppress so far.
Van Helsing: Count Dracula. Hmm, curious. Are you descended from Vlad Tapish? The first Dracula?
Dr. Steward: Tapish?
Van Helsing: Ya. It means 'The Impaler.' He was a blood-thirsty butchah. He inflicted unspeakable tortures on the peasants: cutting off their hands and feet, gouging out their eyes and then impaling them on iron spikes!
Dracula: They had it coming.
Jonathan Harker: Are you saying that Count Dracula is our vampire?
Van Helsing: Yes!... and no...
Jonathan Harker: Then what are you saying?
Van Helsing: I'm saying no. But I'm leeeeaning towards yes.
Dr. Steward: Then you're saying yes.
Van Helsing: No.
Dr. Steward: Then you're saying no.
Van Helsing: Not necessarily.
Jonathan Harker: You sound dubious.
Van Helsing: No -I'm positive!
Jonathan Harker: Of what?
Van Helsing: Of my theory!
Jonathan Harker: And that would be?
Van Helsing: The theory of Yes- or no.
Renfield: Master! Master!... I mean... Mister! Mister!
[After he has inadvertently killed Dracula]
Renfield: I'm sorry master!
[he makes a happy face in the ashes.]
Renfield: There...now you're looking like your old self again!
[He breaks down crying]
[After Van Helsing and Johnanthan have returned from driving a stake through Lucy's heart.]
Dr. Steward: I don't understand it! he's covered in blood and there's not a drop on you!
Van Helsing: My friend, I have been to many, many stakings, and it all comes down to location, location, location
Revealing mistakes: When Dracula flies down from Renfield's cell window, the black cable on the stuntman's back is visible.
Continuity: When Count Dracula is spinning Mina around in front of the mirror, he is holding her by one arm and one leg, both stretched out towards him. In the mirror, her legs are closer to each other than before.
Miscellaneous: The two vampiresses in bed with Renfield are clearly barefoot, yet when they lumber out of the room, the soundtrack suggests they are wearing heavy shoes.
Audio/visual unsynchronized: When Dracula has Harker by the neck in the attic scene, his mouth movements don't match with what he's saying.
Continuity: During the dancing scene, Count Dracula asks the orchestra to play the Csardas, by Vittorio Monti. However, the actual song played is the Hungarian Dance by Johannes Brahms.